If you would like to learn how to become a Jedi, I suggest that you go to the Record Shop in your hometown, and find the PacMan game. There, you can get incredibly good at it. In order to reach the ranking of a Jedi, at least during modern times, you must score more than 100,000 points. It's good to have goals, and anyone can achieve it. The games are not tests of luck or skill, but of the ability to concentrate, which is a skill in itself.
This reporter's accreditation: 1,000,000+ on Galaga back in '97.